Happies: The Archive

Journals

2000
OCTOBER

10/25/00 -- The Toronto Travelogue

10/26/00 -- Playstation Pundit

10/31/00 -- A scary Halloween story

NOVEMBER

11/02/00 -- Some Spankie action

11/03/00 -- Jack Daniel's and Mommies

11/06/00 -- All that U2 should have left behind

11/08/00 -- A novel solution to a close election

11/10/00 -- Spike Lee needs to lose about 30 minutes

11/13/00 -- Deliverance from the crack rock

11/15/00 -- Missing old friends, more depressing movies

11/17/00 -- The Trees want to kill you

11/20/00 -- Total eclipse of the Hard (Drive)

11/22/00 -- Turkeys give thanks

11/27/00 -- Inherited geek gene

11/29/00 -- Hug a writer

DECEMBER

12/01/00 -- 'Mo money, 'mo problems

12/04/00 -- How hot is you?

12/06/00 -- Blind laser surgery hope

12/08/00 -- Hot donut love

12/11/00 -- Memories of home

12/13/00 -- The Ice Storm

12/15/00 -- Blogger me, baby

12/18/00 -- Friendships

12/20/00 -- Worst. Day. Ever.

12/22/00 -- Santos Claus!

12/27/00 -- Terribly Happy Survivor

12/29/00 -- My dad's swimming lesson

2001
JANUARY

01/01/01 -- The Year 2000 QUIZ!

01/04/01 -- Lean Mean Ike Turner Machine

01/08/01 -- Santa Fe skies

01/10/01 -- Crouching Omar, Hidden Flu Virus

01/12/01 -- Insomniacs and cedar spore

01/16/01 -- Hate and PS2. Are these topics related?

01/18/01 -- Wish I could hate you

01/19/01 -- Conspiracy of happy

01/22/01 -- Are you Arch or not?

01/24/01 -- Golden Globes and sweaty gym bastards

01/26/01 -- Don't tread on me...

01/29/01 -- Super Bowl shuffle

01/31/01 -- Best TV idea ever.

FEBRUARY

02/02/01 -- Travelin' Omar

02/12/01 -- D.C. Follies

02/14/01 -- Craig's Valentine

02/16/01 -- Bathroom etiquette

02/19/01 -- Tracy returns

02/21/01 -- I embarrass easily

02/23/01 -- Pod People

02/26/01 -- Party People

02/28/01 -- David Fucking Copperfield

MARCH

03/02/01 -- My rap sample

03/05/01 -- Baby bro

03/07/01 -- Karaoke!

03/09/01 -- More Karaoke! And Mom.

03/13/01 -- Sleep deprived loser

03/15/01 -- Your Sleep Number™

03/19/01 -- Work fashion, The Sleep Store (for real, this time)

03/21/01 -- Anatomy of a press release

03/23/01 -- Hunger stike (not that Brooke Burke needs one)

03/26/01 -- Among My Swan

03/28/01 -- Landslide brought it down.

03/30/01 -- Mood causes

APRIL

04/02/01 -- Tax terror

04/04/01 -- The return of Copperfield

04/06/01 -- Birthday (26)

04/10/01 -- Karaoke gods smiling

04/12/01 -- The Court-TV-ship

04/18/01 -- Happy death!

04/20/01 -- Six years later

04/25/01 -- The Memento War

04/27/01 -- Pierce Gallaga?

04/30/01 -- Missing Cosa

MAY

05/02/01 -- 2 Cool 2 Be Forgotten

05/04/01 -- Eyestrain

05/07/01 -- The nominee

05/10/01 -- TH wants you

05/14/01 -- Malls, parties, fun

05/16/01 -- Sick again

05/22/01 -- Kickin' it in L.A.

05/24/01 -- Guide to Love, Part 1

05/28/01 -- Texas, Our Texas

05/30/01 -- Tracy is crazy

JUNE

06/01/01 -- Good news/bad news

06/04/01 -- Planet of the To Do List

06/06/01 -- Media Attack

06/08/01 -- I ugly

06/12/01 -- Guide to Love II

06/14/01 -- LASIK day

06/18/01 -- Post surgery

06/20/01 -- The P word

06/22/01 -- Carolyn (Part One)

06/27/01 -- Carolyn (Part Two)

06/29/01 -- Pussy People

JULY

07/02/01 -- Vacation talk

07/03/01 -- Carolyn (Part Three)

07/04/01 -- Vacation ruiners

07/05/01 -- Having a summer

07/06/01 -- Whataburger

07/09/01 -- Copperfield Comix!

07/12/01 -- Dishing it out

07/16/01 -- Sticky icky wicky

07/18/01 -- Making music history

07/23/01 -- Viruses and e-mails

07/25/01 -- Zach attack

AUGUST, already?

08/02/01 -- Fleshy wet world

08/06/01 -- Laid off friends

08/09/01 -- The writing mill

08/13/01 -- The Kill

08/15/01 -- Body maintenance

08/17/01 -- Before opening night

08/20/01 -- Have we met?

08/22/21 -- Future shock

08/24/01 -- Linky, linky

08/27/01 -- Lush life

08/29/01 -- Guide to Love III

08/31/01 -- Looking to lie

SEPTEMBER

09/04/01 -- Fry's cooks

09/06/01 -- Furtado'd

09/10/01 -- Selling out is fun

09/11/01 -- Tuesday horror

09/14/01 -- Angry

09/17/01 -- Deities

09/19/01 -- Safe to laugh

09/21/01 -- There goes my hero

09/24/01 -- The Unforgettable Ire

09/27/01 -- Doubts

09/28/01 -- Winners

OCTOBER

10/02/01 -- 1993

10/04/01 -- Home buying blues

10/08/01 -- Big ideas (don't get any)

10/16/01 -- Chicago

10/23/01 -- The Shitclown Tale

10/29/01 -- Happy anniversary!

10/31/01 -- Too many happenings

NOVEMBER

11/05/01 -- Loan Man

11/08/01 -- Dumpasaurus

11/12/01 -- The region between

11/14/01 -- The glass teat

11/19/01 -- Stormy

11/21/01 -- The turkey day project

11/26/01 -- Pamie the Spy

11/28/01 -- Two big days in one

DECEMBER

12/03/01 -- The new tenant

12/05/01 -- The ass cancer

12/10/01 -- Virtual home tour

12/12/01 -- More media attacks!

12/14/01 -- Reader media

12/19/01 -- Lunchtime blues

12/21/01 -- The List

12/24/01 -- Fried chicken Xmas

12/31/01 -- Goodbye for now

2002!

JANUARY

1/9/02 -- The guest entry miracle

1/29/02 -- Humpy The Dog

FEBRUARY

2/12/02 -- ¡Que Lista!

2/14/02 -- Craig in love

2/21/02 -- Winter Gaymes

2/25/02 -- Goodbye Gordon

MARCH

3/6/02 -- Old Letter

3/25/02 -- Oscar, Oscar!

3/29/02 -- Good, good Friday

APRIL

4/5/02 -- A good argument

4/9/02 -- Good, quiet b-day

4/12/02 -- Weekend plans

4/16/02 -- Yard birds

4/24/02 -- The bad weed

MAY

5/7/02 -- Why no update?

5/10/02 -- Return of the Apathetic Jedi Watcher

5/14/02 -- Bug fucking bites

5/16/02 -- Kuato gives head

5/21/02 -- Showcase Showdown!

5/24/02 -- Copperfield in: "Marriage?!"

JUNE

6/3/02 -- Vacation, Part 1

6/6/02 -- Vacation, Part 2

6/12/02 -- Talibandido

6/18/02 -- In Boston

6/21/02 -- "Cheaters"

JULY

7/1/02 -- Guelo

7/5/02 -- Tender Vittles

7/15/02 -- Identities

7/17/02 -- The R. Kelly mailbag

7/23/02 -- Bad Catholic!

7/31/02 -- Mad Mystikal

AUGUST

8/5/02 -- Parental anniversary

8/12/02 -- Pizza memories

8/15/02 -- Mr. Hyperbole

8/22/02 -- Late night me!

8/26/02 -- Wasps can go to hell

8/28/02 -- Feelin' low

SEPTEMBER

9/4/02 -- Outlet mall chaos

9/5/02 -- The Chuck Heston Day Planner and To Do List

9/12/02 -- Status check

9/16/02 -- J. gets hitched

9/24/02 -- The backyard

9/30/02 -- All hail Madden

OCTOBER

10/2/02 -- The River Nose

10/10/02 -- Seattle, Part 1

10/14/02 -- Seattle, Part 2

10/17/02 -- (Whew) Seattle, Part 3

10/21/02 -- Omaphone2

10/28/02 -- Year Two

10/30/02 -- Staples attacks!

NOVEMBER

11/5/02 -- Seinfeld and traffic

11/11/02 -- Lay of the low

11/14/02 -- Just rappin'

11/18/02 -- In line and online

11/21/02 -- I was stupid

DECEMBER

12/2/02 -- Anger, then gone

12/5/02 -- The Vegas Song

12/10/02 -- The Vegas Trip

12/16/02 -- Waves

12/23/02 -- Workin' near Xmas

12/27/02 -- O Holy Shitty Lights

2002!

JANUARY

1/2/03 -- The list, revisited

1/6/03 -- The German carnival

1/9/03 -- Quick hitted

1/15/03 -- San Fran

1/21/03 -- So French!

1/28/03 -- Where would I go?

Fuckin' FEBRUARY already

2/4/03 -- Drift, float, swim

2/13/03 -- Quickly!

2/19/03 -- Vancouver!

2/25/03 -- The ice story

GodDAMN! MARCH!

3/3/03 -- Home 'n Gardenin'

3/10/03 -- Rake me

3/18/03 -- Blimpie

3/25/03 -- Stenchy

APRIL

4/3/03 -- Nice spring weather

BLOG BREAK!

Bloggystyle --
April-whenever 2003

JULY

7/1/03 -- New York

SEPTEMBER

9/5/03 -- Time travelin'

OCTOBER

10/6/03 -- The MANicure

TIME WARP TO...

2004

JANUARY

1/28/04 -- The mchick interview

FEBRUARY

2/13/04 -- The Gramm interview

2/16/04 -- Engaged

2/23/04 -- Space Monkeys 1

APRIL

4/6/04 -- The Dollar Dance

4/9/04 -- Space Monkeys (II)!

4/21/04 -- Country and/or western

JUNE

6/2/04 -- Space Monkeys III

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Happies

2000
OCTOBER

10/25/00 -- A helpful suggestion

10/26/00 -- Sellout

10/31/00 -- Legality

NOVEMBER

11/02/00 -- Your poor mother

11/03/00 -- The never-ending struggle

11/06/00 -- Attention-getter

11/08/00 -- Politico

11/10/00 -- Unsexy noise

11/13/00 -- The Tori Spelling curse

11/15/00 -- Your beauty

11/17/00 -- Excommunication

11/20/00 -- Promises, promises

11/22/00 -- You're disgusting

11/27/00 -- Transformation

11/29/00 -- Stagecraft

DECEMBER

12/01/00 -- Pac-Man Fever

12/04/00 -- Acceptance

12/06/00 -- Underpaid, overworked

12/08/00 -- Donut soul

12/11/00 -- Intersymbol dating

12/13/00 -- The plateau

12/15/00 -- He's lying

12/18/00 -- Limbless

12/20/00 -- Bumper sticker daddy

12/22/00 -- The award goes to...

12/27/00 -- Humpty Dancin'

12/29/00 -- Jack in the Box

2001
JANUARY

01/01/01 -- Opportunities

01/04/01 -- Paternity

01/08/01 -- Grounds for divorce

01/10/01 -- Cookie thief

01/12/01 -- Stephen King's "The Smiling"

01/16/01 -- Obliterate the hate

01/18/01 -- Inauguration

01/19/01 -- Sunspots

01/22/01 -- The Great Fall

01/24/01 -- Lush

01/26/01 -- Pickpockets

01/29/01 -- Earth Mother

01/31/01 -- Predetermination rulz!

FEBRUARY

02/02/01 -- You're scratchy

02/12/01 -- Waxing nostalgic

02/14/01 -- No refunds

02/16/01 -- Eye contact

02/19/01 -- Cha-ching!

02/21/01 -- Subli(dick!)minal

02/23/01 -- Short, sweet regret

02/26/01 -- Terribly cheesy

02/28/01 -- Breast friends

MARCH

03/02/01 -- No left foot

03/05/01 -- The bauch

03/07/01 -- Poopie pants

03/09/01 -- Census report

03/13/01 -- Love fence

03/15/01 -- Big Cheese

03/19/01 -- Boxed in

03/21/01 -- Sealed, with no kiss

03/23/01 -- You + Altoids

03/26/01 -- Crooked you

03/28/01 -- Masturbatory

03/30/01 -- In like flint

APRIL

04/02/01 -- Heart like a steal

04/04/01 -- Break time

04/06/01 -- An ass kickin' birthday

04/10/01 -- Sedentary

04/12/01 -- Deeply rooted

04/18/01 -- As Good as These Get

04/20/01 -- Dedicated to Glark

04/25/01 -- Walked on by Sunshine

04/27/01 -- Even lower

04/30/01 -- You ignorant git

MAY

05/02/01 -- Get over the hump

05/04/01 -- Death Man!

05/07/01 -- Hoofin' it

05/10/01 -- Science may never know

05/14/01 -- Your mortal remains

05/16/01 -- Rearview

05/22/01 -- Lush Life

05/24/01 -- Dropped at birth

05/28/01 -- Nunsense!

05/30/01 -- Cramping my style

JUNE

06/01/01 -- Incognito

06/04/01 -- Diggin' your cookies

06/06/01 -- Calm down, you

06/08/01 -- Would you like some evil fries with that?

06/12/01 -- Language gap

06/14/01 -- Bible thumper

06/18/01 -- Anti-Tide

06/20/01 -- Daddio

06/22/01 -- Turned in and hooch

06/27/01 -- Poxy, but good

06/29/01 -- Good advice

JULY

07/02/01 -- Pretty fly for a stinky guy

07/03/01 -- Car stereo blues

07/04/01 -- The Jerk Brigade

07/05/01 -- Born twice, once shy

07/06/01 -- Freedom vs. clothes

07/09/01 -- Java for blood

07/12/01 -- Buffet piglet

07/16/01 -- ¡Ay, Papi!

07/18/01 -- I don't see you shakin'

07/23/01 -- Caffeine swap

07/25/01 -- For this we pray

AUGUST

08/02/01 -- Son of a "Beaches"

08/06/01 -- Don't reproduce

08/09/01 -- Can't exist on being bread alone

08/13/01 -- You tried, tried again

08/15/01 -- E.T., victimized

08/17/01 -- Unconventional wisdom

08/20/01 -- Takes a lickin'...

08/22/21 -- Sacrilicious

08/24/01 -- Locked out

08/27/01 -- The swinger

08/29/01 -- Moldy you

08/31/01 -- Custom fit

SEPTEMBER

09/04/01 -- Very dead

09/06/01 -- Crossing guard

09/10/01 -- Crass. Yes, you.

09/11/01 -- None today

09/14/01 -- Still on hiatus

09/17/01 -- Know your role

09/19/01 -- Togetherness

09/21/01 -- On the Brink

09/24/01 -- Wish you were hiding

09/27/01 -- Or "Royal Teabagging"

09/28/01 -- Near-Frowny

OCTOBER

10/02/01 -- Not at all true

10/04/01 -- Justifiable anger

10/08/01 -- Optimism!

10/16/01 -- Pausing for non-effect

10/19/01 -- Squat THIS!

10/29/01 -- Birthday boy

10/31/01 -- Sombrero feliz

NOVEMBER

11/05/01 -- Catkick

11/08/01 -- 'Po

11/12/01 -- Dismissed

11/14/01 -- Ass kickery

11/19/01 -- Pluck you

11/21/01 -- Turkey curse

11/26/01 -- Twins

11/28/01 -- Surface smiley

DECEMBER

12/03/01 -- Loining to fly

12/05/01 -- Punk rocks

12/10/01 -- Feliz Navidad!

12/12/01 -- Get Yo Freak On

12/14/01 -- Repossess THIS!

12/19/01 -- Copy. Kick. Repeat.

12/21/01 -- Shut yo mouth!

12/24/01 -- You the ass

12/31/01 -- Vacationing

2002!

JANUARY

1/9/02 -- Still vacationing

1/29/02 -- Damn stupid fish

FEBRUARY

2/12/02 -- Face muscles

2/14/02 -- Finger food

2/21/02 -- Olympian

2/25/02 -- A: Bump. B: Grind.

MARCH

3/6/02 -- Velvet Rope Brain

3/25/02 -- Russell's eating crow

3/29/02 -- Ewww.

APRIL

4/5/02 -- It's in the eyes

4/9/02 -- Bush whacking

4/12/02 -- Anger over MyHammy

4/16/02 -- Pumpy

4/24/02 -- Contract loophole

MAY

5/7/02 -- You're golden

5/10/02 -- You're on a roll

5/14/02 -- Is that you, God?

5/16/02 -- You foul

5/21/02 -- Missing her period

5/24/02 -- Get your kickings!

JUNE

6/3/02 -- Bad science

6/6/02 -- Assy McButtman

6/12/02 -- Beanstalkin'

6/18/02 -- Prank call indicators

6/21/02 -- Bad math

JULY

7/1/02 -- Mirror, mirror

7/5/02 -- Blow'd Up Body

7/15/02 -- Body politics

7/17/02 -- Turkey transformation

7/23/02 -- Midget missive

7/31/02 -- True poo

AUGUST

8/5/02 -- Country and/or Western

8/12/02 -- Dummy conundrum

8/15/02 -- Death! Money!

8/22/02 -- The high seas

8/26/02 -- Grandma frown

8/28/02 -- Paired up

SEPTEMBER

9/4/02 -- Creationism

9/5/02 -- Benny!

9/12/02 -- Gas attack!

9/16/02 -- Infringement

9/24/02 -- Dumbass dilemma

9/30/02 -- Pretty good

OCTOBER

10/2/02 -- Signs say...

10/10/02 -- Advance shipping!

10/14/02 -- Mrs. Garrett?

10/17/02 -- Billy

10/21/02 -- In Georgia

10/28/02 -- What, no fuckin' cake?

10/30/02 -- Our guarantee

NOVEMBER

11/5/02 -- Birthday milk

11/11/02 -- Old lady drivin'

11/14/02 -- Roaches beware!

11/18/02 -- Skeeters

11/21/02 -- Bad happy

DECEMBER

12/2/02 -- Sleeeeeepy

12/5/02 -- Good slather

12/10/02 -- Stupidly

12/16/02 -- A plum job

12/23/02 -- Simple holiday wish

12/27/02 -- Reindeerocide

2002!

JANUARY

1/2/03 -- Ornamental

1/6/03 -- The tax deduction

1/9/03 -- Piss 'n vine-pith

1/15/03 -- Unhappy blot

1/21/03 -- The Ass Candy

1/28/03 -- Lacking body

Fuckin' FEBRUARY already

2/4/03 -- Between the lines

2/13/03 -- "Punky" punk

2/19/03 -- Tribute to Barry

2/25/03 -- Growth

MARCH

3/3/03 -- Not prosaic at all

3/10/03 -- Money lending

3/18/03 -- Fine flavors

3/25/03 -- Bonding

APRIL

4/3/03 -- Preggers

MAY

5/2/03 -- Attention shoppers

JULY

7/1/03 -- Underachievin'

SEPTEMBER

9/5/03 -- Opinion of you

OCTOBER

10/6/03 -- For shames

2004

JANUARY

1/28/04 -- I have a scream speech

FEBRUARY

2/23/04 -- Governance (rumor)

APRIL

4/6/04 -- I'll be repetitive

4/21/04 -- No socks, thanks

JUNE

6/2/04 -- Hungover

TIME WARP to '05:

7/31/05 -- Orally speaking

10/25/05 -- Don't celebrate


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