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Journals
2000
OCTOBER
10/25/00 -- The Toronto Travelogue
10/26/00 -- Playstation Pundit
10/31/00 -- A scary Halloween story
NOVEMBER
11/02/00 -- Some Spankie action
11/03/00 -- Jack Daniel's and Mommies
11/06/00 -- All that U2 should have left behind
11/08/00 -- A novel solution to a close election
11/10/00 -- Spike Lee needs to lose about 30 minutes
11/13/00 -- Deliverance from the crack rock
11/15/00 -- Missing old friends, more depressing movies
11/17/00 -- The Trees want to kill you
11/20/00 -- Total eclipse of the Hard (Drive)
11/22/00 -- Turkeys give thanks
11/27/00 -- Inherited geek gene
11/29/00 -- Hug a writer
DECEMBER
12/01/00 -- 'Mo money, 'mo problems
12/04/00 -- How hot is you?
12/06/00 -- Blind laser surgery hope
12/08/00 -- Hot donut love
12/11/00 -- Memories of home
12/13/00 -- The Ice Storm
12/15/00 -- Blogger me, baby
12/18/00 -- Friendships
12/20/00 -- Worst. Day. Ever.
12/22/00 -- Santos Claus!
12/27/00 -- Terribly Happy Survivor
12/29/00 -- My dad's swimming lesson
2001
JANUARY
01/01/01 -- The Year 2000 QUIZ!
01/04/01 -- Lean Mean Ike Turner Machine
01/08/01 -- Santa Fe skies
01/10/01 -- Crouching Omar, Hidden Flu Virus
01/12/01 -- Insomniacs and cedar spore
01/16/01 -- Hate and PS2. Are these topics related?
01/18/01 -- Wish I could hate you
01/19/01 -- Conspiracy of happy
01/22/01 -- Are you Arch or not?
01/24/01 -- Golden Globes and sweaty gym bastards
01/26/01 -- Don't tread on me...
01/29/01 -- Super Bowl shuffle
01/31/01 -- Best TV idea ever.
FEBRUARY
02/02/01 -- Travelin' Omar
02/12/01 -- D.C. Follies
02/14/01 -- Craig's Valentine
02/16/01 -- Bathroom etiquette
02/19/01 -- Tracy returns
02/21/01 -- I embarrass easily
02/23/01 -- Pod People
02/26/01 -- Party People
02/28/01 -- David Fucking Copperfield
MARCH
03/02/01 -- My rap sample
03/05/01 -- Baby bro
03/07/01 -- Karaoke!
03/09/01 -- More Karaoke! And Mom.
03/13/01 -- Sleep deprived loser
03/15/01 -- Your Sleep Number™
03/19/01 -- Work fashion, The Sleep Store (for real, this time)
03/21/01 -- Anatomy of a press release
03/23/01 -- Hunger stike (not that Brooke Burke needs one)
03/26/01 -- Among My Swan
03/28/01 -- Landslide brought it down.
03/30/01 -- Mood causes
APRIL
04/02/01 -- Tax terror
04/04/01 -- The return of Copperfield
04/06/01 -- Birthday (26)
04/10/01 -- Karaoke gods smiling
04/12/01 -- The Court-TV-ship
04/18/01 -- Happy death!
04/20/01 -- Six years later
04/25/01 -- The Memento War
04/27/01 -- Pierce Gallaga?
04/30/01 -- Missing Cosa
MAY
05/02/01 -- 2 Cool 2 Be Forgotten
05/04/01 -- Eyestrain
05/07/01 -- The nominee
05/10/01 -- TH wants you
05/14/01 -- Malls, parties, fun
05/16/01 -- Sick again
05/22/01 -- Kickin' it in L.A.
05/24/01 -- Guide to Love, Part 1
05/28/01 -- Texas, Our Texas
05/30/01 -- Tracy is crazy
JUNE
06/01/01 -- Good news/bad news
06/04/01 -- Planet of the To Do List
06/06/01 -- Media Attack
06/08/01 -- I ugly
06/12/01 -- Guide to Love II
06/14/01 -- LASIK day
06/18/01 -- Post surgery
06/20/01 -- The P word
06/22/01 -- Carolyn (Part One)
06/27/01 -- Carolyn (Part Two)
06/29/01 -- Pussy People
JULY
07/02/01 -- Vacation talk
07/03/01 -- Carolyn (Part Three)
07/04/01 -- Vacation ruiners
07/05/01 -- Having a summer
07/06/01 -- Whataburger
07/09/01 -- Copperfield Comix!
07/12/01 -- Dishing it out
07/16/01 -- Sticky icky wicky
07/18/01 -- Making music history
07/23/01 -- Viruses and e-mails
07/25/01 -- Zach attack
AUGUST, already?
08/02/01 -- Fleshy wet world
08/06/01 -- Laid off friends
08/09/01 -- The writing mill
08/13/01 -- The Kill
08/15/01 -- Body maintenance
08/17/01 -- Before opening night
08/20/01 -- Have we met?
08/22/21 -- Future shock
08/24/01 -- Linky, linky
08/27/01 -- Lush life
08/29/01 -- Guide to Love III
08/31/01 -- Looking to lie
SEPTEMBER
09/04/01 -- Fry's cooks
09/06/01 -- Furtado'd
09/10/01 -- Selling out is fun
09/11/01 -- Tuesday horror
09/14/01 -- Angry
09/17/01 -- Deities
09/19/01 -- Safe to laugh
09/21/01 -- There goes my hero
09/24/01 -- The Unforgettable Ire
09/27/01 -- Doubts
09/28/01 -- Winners
OCTOBER
10/02/01 -- 1993
10/04/01 -- Home buying blues
10/08/01 -- Big ideas (don't get any)
10/16/01 -- Chicago
10/23/01 -- The Shitclown Tale
10/29/01 -- Happy anniversary!
10/31/01 -- Too many happenings
NOVEMBER
11/05/01 -- Loan Man
11/08/01 -- Dumpasaurus
11/12/01 -- The region between
11/14/01 -- The glass teat
11/19/01 -- Stormy
11/21/01 -- The turkey day project
11/26/01 -- Pamie the Spy
11/28/01 -- Two big days in one
DECEMBER
12/03/01 -- The new tenant
12/05/01 -- The ass cancer
12/10/01 -- Virtual home tour
12/12/01 -- More media attacks!
12/14/01 -- Reader media
12/19/01 -- Lunchtime blues
12/21/01 -- The List
12/24/01 -- Fried chicken Xmas
12/31/01 -- Goodbye for now
2002!
JANUARY
1/9/02 -- The guest entry miracle
1/29/02 -- Humpy The Dog
FEBRUARY
2/12/02 -- ¡Que Lista!
2/14/02 -- Craig in love
2/21/02 -- Winter Gaymes
2/25/02 -- Goodbye Gordon
MARCH
3/6/02 -- Old Letter
3/25/02 -- Oscar, Oscar!
3/29/02 -- Good, good Friday
APRIL
4/5/02 -- A good argument
4/9/02 -- Good, quiet b-day
4/12/02 -- Weekend plans
4/16/02 -- Yard birds
4/24/02 -- The bad weed
MAY
5/7/02 -- Why no update?
5/10/02 -- Return of the Apathetic Jedi Watcher
5/14/02 -- Bug fucking bites
5/16/02 -- Kuato gives head
5/21/02 -- Showcase Showdown!
5/24/02 -- Copperfield in: "Marriage?!"
JUNE
6/3/02 -- Vacation, Part 1
6/6/02 -- Vacation, Part 2
6/12/02 -- Talibandido
6/18/02 -- In Boston
6/21/02 -- "Cheaters"
JULY
7/1/02 -- Guelo
7/5/02 -- Tender Vittles
7/15/02 -- Identities
7/17/02 -- The R. Kelly mailbag
7/23/02 -- Bad Catholic!
7/31/02 -- Mad Mystikal
AUGUST
8/5/02 -- Parental anniversary
8/12/02 -- Pizza memories
8/15/02 -- Mr. Hyperbole
8/22/02 -- Late night me!
8/26/02 -- Wasps can go to hell
8/28/02 -- Feelin' low
SEPTEMBER
9/4/02 -- Outlet mall chaos
9/5/02 -- The Chuck Heston Day Planner and To Do List
9/12/02 -- Status check
9/16/02 -- J. gets hitched
9/24/02 -- The backyard
9/30/02 -- All hail Madden
OCTOBER
10/2/02 -- The River Nose
10/10/02 -- Seattle, Part 1
10/14/02 -- Seattle, Part 2
10/17/02 -- (Whew) Seattle, Part 3
10/21/02 -- Omaphone2
10/28/02 -- Year Two
10/30/02 -- Staples attacks!
NOVEMBER
11/5/02 -- Seinfeld and traffic
11/11/02 -- Lay of the low
11/14/02 -- Just rappin'
11/18/02 -- In line and online
11/21/02 -- I was stupid
DECEMBER
12/2/02 -- Anger, then gone
12/5/02 -- The Vegas Song
12/10/02 -- The Vegas Trip
12/16/02 -- Waves
12/23/02 -- Workin' near Xmas
12/27/02 -- O Holy Shitty Lights
2002!
JANUARY
1/2/03 -- The list, revisited
1/6/03 -- The German carnival
1/9/03 -- Quick hitted
1/15/03 -- San Fran
1/21/03 -- So French!
1/28/03 -- Where would I go?
Fuckin' FEBRUARY already
2/4/03 -- Drift, float, swim
2/13/03 -- Quickly!
2/19/03 -- Vancouver!
2/25/03 -- The ice story
GodDAMN! MARCH!
3/3/03 -- Home 'n Gardenin'
3/10/03 -- Rake me
3/18/03 -- Blimpie
3/25/03 -- Stenchy
APRIL
4/3/03 -- Nice spring weather
BLOG BREAK!
Bloggystyle --
April-whenever 2003
JULY
7/1/03 -- New York
SEPTEMBER
9/5/03 -- Time travelin'
OCTOBER
10/6/03 -- The MANicure
TIME WARP TO...
2004
JANUARY
1/28/04 -- The mchick interview
FEBRUARY
2/13/04 -- The Gramm interview
2/16/04 -- Engaged
2/23/04 -- Space Monkeys 1
APRIL
4/6/04 -- The Dollar Dance
4/9/04 -- Space Monkeys (II)!
4/21/04 -- Country and/or western
JUNE
6/2/04 -- Space Monkeys III
Future entries:
check out the Bloggystyle archive
Happies
2000
OCTOBER
10/25/00 -- A helpful suggestion
10/26/00 -- Sellout
10/31/00 -- Legality
NOVEMBER
11/02/00 -- Your poor mother
11/03/00 -- The never-ending struggle
11/06/00 -- Attention-getter
11/08/00 -- Politico
11/10/00 -- Unsexy noise
11/13/00 -- The Tori Spelling curse
11/15/00 -- Your beauty
11/17/00 -- Excommunication
11/20/00 -- Promises, promises
11/22/00 -- You're disgusting
11/27/00 -- Transformation
11/29/00 -- Stagecraft
DECEMBER
12/01/00 -- Pac-Man Fever
12/04/00 -- Acceptance
12/06/00 -- Underpaid, overworked
12/08/00 -- Donut soul
12/11/00 -- Intersymbol dating
12/13/00 -- The plateau
12/15/00 -- He's lying
12/18/00 -- Limbless
12/20/00 -- Bumper sticker daddy
12/22/00 -- The award goes to...
12/27/00 -- Humpty Dancin'
12/29/00 -- Jack in the Box
2001
JANUARY
01/01/01 -- Opportunities
01/04/01 -- Paternity
01/08/01 -- Grounds for divorce
01/10/01 -- Cookie thief
01/12/01 -- Stephen King's "The Smiling"
01/16/01 -- Obliterate the hate
01/18/01 -- Inauguration
01/19/01 -- Sunspots
01/22/01 -- The Great Fall
01/24/01 -- Lush
01/26/01 -- Pickpockets
01/29/01 -- Earth Mother
01/31/01 -- Predetermination rulz!
FEBRUARY
02/02/01 -- You're scratchy
02/12/01 -- Waxing nostalgic
02/14/01 -- No refunds
02/16/01 -- Eye contact
02/19/01 -- Cha-ching!
02/21/01 -- Subli(dick!)minal
02/23/01 -- Short, sweet regret
02/26/01 -- Terribly cheesy
02/28/01 -- Breast friends
MARCH
03/02/01 -- No left foot
03/05/01 -- The bauch
03/07/01 -- Poopie pants
03/09/01 -- Census report
03/13/01 -- Love fence
03/15/01 -- Big Cheese
03/19/01 -- Boxed in
03/21/01 -- Sealed, with no kiss
03/23/01 -- You + Altoids
03/26/01 -- Crooked you
03/28/01 -- Masturbatory
03/30/01 -- In like flint
APRIL
04/02/01 -- Heart like a steal
04/04/01 -- Break time
04/06/01 -- An ass kickin' birthday
04/10/01 -- Sedentary
04/12/01 -- Deeply rooted
04/18/01 -- As Good as These Get
04/20/01 -- Dedicated to Glark
04/25/01 -- Walked on by Sunshine
04/27/01 -- Even lower
04/30/01 -- You ignorant git
MAY
05/02/01 -- Get over the hump
05/04/01 -- Death Man!
05/07/01 -- Hoofin' it
05/10/01 -- Science may never know
05/14/01 -- Your mortal remains
05/16/01 -- Rearview
05/22/01 -- Lush Life
05/24/01 -- Dropped at birth
05/28/01 -- Nunsense!
05/30/01 -- Cramping my style
JUNE
06/01/01 -- Incognito
06/04/01 -- Diggin' your cookies
06/06/01 -- Calm down, you
06/08/01 -- Would you like some evil fries with that?
06/12/01 -- Language gap
06/14/01 -- Bible thumper
06/18/01 -- Anti-Tide
06/20/01 -- Daddio
06/22/01 -- Turned in and hooch
06/27/01 -- Poxy, but good
06/29/01 -- Good advice
JULY
07/02/01 -- Pretty fly for a stinky guy
07/03/01 -- Car stereo blues
07/04/01 -- The Jerk Brigade
07/05/01 -- Born twice, once shy
07/06/01 -- Freedom vs. clothes
07/09/01 -- Java for blood
07/12/01 -- Buffet piglet
07/16/01 -- ¡Ay, Papi!
07/18/01 -- I don't see you shakin'
07/23/01 -- Caffeine swap
07/25/01 -- For this we pray
AUGUST
08/02/01 -- Son of a "Beaches"
08/06/01 -- Don't reproduce
08/09/01 -- Can't exist on being bread alone
08/13/01 -- You tried, tried again
08/15/01 -- E.T., victimized
08/17/01 -- Unconventional wisdom
08/20/01 -- Takes a lickin'...
08/22/21 -- Sacrilicious
08/24/01 -- Locked out
08/27/01 -- The swinger
08/29/01 -- Moldy you
08/31/01 -- Custom fit
SEPTEMBER
09/04/01 -- Very dead
09/06/01 -- Crossing guard
09/10/01 -- Crass. Yes, you.
09/11/01 -- None today
09/14/01 -- Still on hiatus
09/17/01 -- Know your role
09/19/01 -- Togetherness
09/21/01 -- On the Brink
09/24/01 -- Wish you were hiding
09/27/01 -- Or "Royal Teabagging"
09/28/01 -- Near-Frowny
OCTOBER
10/02/01 -- Not at all true
10/04/01 -- Justifiable anger
10/08/01 -- Optimism!
10/16/01 -- Pausing for non-effect
10/19/01 -- Squat THIS!
10/29/01 -- Birthday boy
10/31/01 -- Sombrero feliz
NOVEMBER
11/05/01 -- Catkick
11/08/01 -- 'Po
11/12/01 -- Dismissed
11/14/01 -- Ass kickery
11/19/01 -- Pluck you
11/21/01 -- Turkey curse
11/26/01 -- Twins
11/28/01 -- Surface smiley
DECEMBER
12/03/01 -- Loining to fly
12/10/01 -- Feliz Navidad!
12/12/01 -- Get Yo Freak On
12/14/01 -- Repossess THIS!
12/19/01 -- Copy. Kick. Repeat.
12/21/01 -- Shut yo mouth!
12/24/01 -- You the ass
12/31/01 -- Vacationing
2002!
JANUARY
1/9/02 -- Still vacationing
1/29/02 -- Damn stupid fish
FEBRUARY
2/12/02 -- Face muscles
2/14/02 -- Finger food
2/21/02 -- Olympian
2/25/02 -- A: Bump. B: Grind.
MARCH
3/6/02 -- Velvet Rope Brain
3/25/02 -- Russell's eating crow
3/29/02 -- Ewww.
APRIL
4/5/02 -- It's in the eyes
4/9/02 -- Bush whacking
4/12/02 -- Anger over MyHammy
4/16/02 -- Pumpy
4/24/02 -- Contract loophole
MAY
5/7/02 -- You're golden
5/10/02 -- You're on a roll
5/14/02 -- Is that you, God?
5/16/02 -- You foul
5/21/02 -- Missing her period
5/24/02 -- Get your kickings!
JUNE
6/3/02 -- Bad science
6/6/02 -- Assy McButtman
6/12/02 -- Beanstalkin'
6/18/02 -- Prank call indicators
6/21/02 -- Bad math
JULY
7/1/02 -- Mirror, mirror
7/5/02 -- Blow'd Up Body
7/15/02 -- Body politics
7/17/02 -- Turkey transformation
7/23/02 -- Midget missive
7/31/02 -- True poo
AUGUST
8/5/02 -- Country and/or Western
8/12/02 -- Dummy conundrum
8/15/02 -- Death! Money!
8/22/02 -- The high seas
8/26/02 -- Grandma frown
8/28/02 -- Paired up
SEPTEMBER
9/4/02 -- Creationism
9/5/02 -- Benny!
9/12/02 -- Gas attack!
9/16/02 -- Infringement
9/24/02 -- Dumbass dilemma
9/30/02 -- Pretty good
OCTOBER
10/2/02 -- Signs say...
10/10/02 -- Advance shipping!
10/14/02 -- Mrs. Garrett?
10/17/02 -- Billy
10/21/02 -- In Georgia
10/28/02 -- What, no fuckin' cake?
10/30/02 -- Our guarantee
NOVEMBER
11/5/02 -- Birthday milk
11/11/02 -- Old lady drivin'
11/14/02 -- Roaches beware!
11/18/02 -- Skeeters
11/21/02 -- Bad happy
DECEMBER
12/2/02 -- Sleeeeeepy
12/5/02 -- Good slather
12/10/02 -- Stupidly
12/16/02 -- A plum job
12/23/02 -- Simple holiday wish
12/27/02 -- Reindeerocide
2002!
JANUARY
1/2/03 -- Ornamental
1/6/03 -- The tax deduction
1/9/03 -- Piss 'n vine-pith
1/15/03 -- Unhappy blot
1/21/03 -- The Ass Candy
1/28/03 -- Lacking body
Fuckin' FEBRUARY already
2/4/03 -- Between the lines
2/13/03 -- "Punky" punk
2/19/03 -- Tribute to Barry
2/25/03 -- Growth
MARCH
3/3/03 -- Not prosaic at all
3/10/03 -- Money lending
3/18/03 -- Fine flavors
3/25/03 -- Bonding
APRIL
4/3/03 -- Preggers
MAY
5/2/03 -- Attention shoppers
JULY
7/1/03 -- Underachievin'
SEPTEMBER
9/5/03 -- Opinion of you
OCTOBER
10/6/03 -- For shames
2004
JANUARY
1/28/04 -- I have a scream speech
FEBRUARY
2/23/04 -- Governance (rumor)
APRIL
4/6/04 -- I'll be repetitive
4/21/04 -- No socks, thanks
JUNE
6/2/04 -- Hungover
TIME WARP to '05:
7/31/05 -- Orally speaking
10/25/05 -- Don't celebrate
