False mass patriotism
Olympics judges and committees
Weeds and bugs and wasps
Non-Whataburger fast-food burgers (Unless they're giving out Simpsons watches)
Tensions at work
Excrutiatingly unfunny morning radio shows
Enron execs and other greedy bastards
Anything with Rob Schneider in it
Potential terrorist attack alerts
Shakira singing in English
David E. Kelley
Salad dressings that taste like ass
People who wanted there to be someone killed every week on "The Sopranos" and were disappointed when the body count wasn't to their liking
People in power who used our fears against us
Jimmy Fallon on SNL
Feeling like you let yourself down
2002: Things to Love
Primetime Price is Right
Really good sesame noodles
Coldplay's "A Rush of Blood to the Head" album
When Whitney Houston said she wasn't cheap enough to smoke crack. That fucking ruled.
The game of "Fuck, Marry, Kill"
Shakira when she's merely dancing
An extra hour of sleep during Daylight's Savings
Children that are not completely annoying and screechy
Long drives alone to clear your head
Painting nearly every room in your house
People who moved on
Family, friends, yourself
The rare moments when things work out exactly as you pictured them
Got your own loves/hates for 2002? E-mail them to me and I'll post them on a future entry.
Hey, look at this! Stuff to buy! Haaawwwt-Damn!
Not exactly a super job making the gift wrapping a surprise.