De-clutterer

11 Jan

Photo by Laura Skelding, Austin American-Statesman

The series of blog posts I mentioned before under the label “Project 2011 Tech-Awesome YOU!” (eh, maybe that name needed a little work) resurfaced as an article in the Life & Arts section of the Statesman on Sunday. It had a reworked lead and was tightened up quite a bit, but was probably more digestible than the three-part blog opus of last week.

The advice on de-cluttering comes just as my wife and I are in the process or reorganizing our house, starting with our upstairs home office. Over my vacation, I spent two days (OK, maybe just a few hours spread over two days) getting rid of cardboard boxes that were littering the office, organizing review products to send back and putting together a stack of stuff to take to Goodwill and to donate to a local family organization. After it was all over, the office was much improved (we could actually walk around in it, not like before) even if I didn’t get to the CDs, books, software and other items that need sorting.

We’re buying new desks and, possibly, a new computer since we find ourselves both working at home at the same time some weeks and I can’t spend a whole work day on a little laptop. Buying desks, it turns out, is way more complicated than buying a new computer. I’m learning a lot about what kind of workspace I’d like. Feel free to offer suggestions because I’m absolutely lost.

The other piece that ran in the paper this week of mine was a reverse-published interview with the head of Austin’s Sony Online Entertainment studio about the launch of DC Universe Online.

I’ve also been writing up a storm of iPad chlidren’s iPad reviews for Kirkus. In two weeks I will have written 50 of them, which I honestly didn’t think was possible when I started on them in November.

And after months of uncertainty, I might have some good news to share on the NPR front soon. Here’s hoping.

We could not save him, we could not help him

7 Jan

It almost sunk past before I saw it, the short Facebook status update in the Tweetdeck column. A friend had linked to a headline from Gizmodo that read, “The agonizing last words of programmer Bill Zeller.”

I didn’t know at the time that it was reposted from MetaFilter, where Zeller was an active, cherished member of a large online community.

I read it and Tweeted it, then I read it again last night, away from work desk, where I could give it my full attention. Needless to say, I went to bed devastated and heartbroken. There’s loss and hurt and then there’s the darkness Zeller describes that I can’t begin to imagine or process or to begin to place in the context of my own life.

My good friend Tracy E. posted on Facebook that Zeller’s note rocked her, that it means something larger than any of us can understand. Its horror is so complete that it nearly defies analysis. We know trauma like this happen, but rarely are we told, specifically by the victim, how it has manifested over time, until the very end of a life.

You don’t have to be a parent of young children to be horrified by Zeller’s story and to be haunted by the all-encompassing ruin that abuse had on his life. Can we learn from it? Contextualize it somehow? Stop it from happening again? I’m an optimist, but I’m note even sure I believe that we can. Some commenters on the sites I linked to took Zeller to task for making the wrong choice or for not simply taking the step of talking to someone, anyone. He needed help, but no one knew it. He needed a life vest, but nobody could see that he was drowning in the dark.

Tonight, by coincidence, someone I’ve had some correspondence with in the past sent me a Twitter message telling me they are planning to commit suicide.

Even if Zeller’s story wasn’t fresh in my mind, I would have still stopped what I was doing and tried to take some sort of action. I responded immediately by replying, telling this person that they are loved and that those who love them would be devastated. I reached out to someone much closer to this person I thought could help or at least find someone in the area who could check in.

I didn’t know what else to do, so I waited. I waited for a reply, an acknowledgment, something to tell me that the worst had passed and that life continues.

Right now, nearly an hour later, I’m still waiting. There’s only silence.

Soothsayer

6 Jan

This week, I took a page from Twitter personality @Omarstradamus‘ playbook and made my predictions for the year in tech for an American-Statesman story. (That year, by the way: 2011.)

I’ve been covering tech off and on since about 1995, so after a while it gets easier to spot cyclical patterns in the tech industry, to see through some of the marketing hype around a product that a company clearly has no real faith in seeing succeed and to sense when something is really a game changer instead of a flavor of the month. It’s been gratifying to see that a lot of the stuff I spitballed for the article appears to be arriving right on schedule at this week’s Consumer Electronics Show (which exhausts me to even think about).

I also did a column for Tech Monday this week on an author who wrote a book about wikis. Did you know they’re not just for gigantic government document leaks and online encyclopedias?

And lastly, I did a three-part Digital Savant project on things you can do with your tech to make 2011 a lot easier. I think I screwed the pooch by naming it badly, but it’ll run in print on Sunday with a much better, less convoluted headline, so maybe people will read it then. Part 1 is about getting your photos and videos organized. Part 2 is about backing up your data and part 3 is on de-cluttering your files and your home office. Enjoy!

Trailers Without Pity Episode Guide

30 Dec

Trailers Without Pity was a web video show written, voiced and edited by brothers Omar and Pablo Gallaga. It ran on NBC Universal/Bravo-owned TelevisionWithoutPity.com from October 2008 through 2012 for four runs of shows. Episodes typically ran 4-5 minutes long and featured the “Super Gallaga Bros.” in animated form talking about movie trailers, intercut with stills from the film (often with word balloons or captions) and stock photos.

After several versions of a test episode called Trailers Trashed (“Season Zero”) for the movie Hancock were made in the Summer of 2008, the eventual format, which is more of a visual recap of a trailer rather than a re-enactment/puppet show, was settled upon and continued to be the template for the series. It was heavily influenced by the format of Daniel “djb” Blau’s The Week Without Pity videos.

For the purposes of this episode guide, all links from the movie titles go to the original entries where they appeared on Terribly Happy/Bloggystyle. There, the context and back story of each videos is often explained. Due to issues with outdated video embed codes, TWOP links are also provided as direct links to where each video can still be viewed. If you’re trying to view the videos on an iOS device, you’re better off downloading the official iOS TWOP app, where the videos can be viewed on an iPhone/iPad, etc.

 

Season Zero

EpisodeMovieDescriptionTWOP linkAirdate
0HancockOriginally called Trailers Trashed, this was the test-run episode that led to Trailers Without Pity.N/AJune 24, 2008

 

 

Season One

EpisodeMovieDescriptionTWOP linkAirdate
1-1Quantum of SolaceIn the debut episode, Pablo and Omar try to figure out how much Quantum is in a Solace.TWOP link.Oct. 7, 2008
1-2WatchmenIs Zach Snyder really legendary enough to pull off adapting the graphic novel? No, it turns out.TWOP link.Oct. 20, 2008
1-3Fast & FuriousVin Diesel goes vroom vroom! 2 much so.TWOP link.Nov. 3, 2008
1-4The Tale of DespereauxLittle adventurous, possibly suicidal, mouse -- big world.TWOP link.Nov. 11, 2008
1-5The Curious Case of Benjamin ButtonWait a minute, if he's aging backward and his wife dates him when he's a child, does that make her a pedophile?TWOP link.Nov. 17, 2008
1-6Harry Potter and the Half-Blood PrinceHarry looks deeply into the pensieve and we look deeply into Harry's movie trailer.TWOP link.Nov. 24, 2008
1-7Star TrekTo boldly reboot a tired franchise with Hot Uhura and the bad guy from Heroes...TWOP linkDec. 2, 2008
1-8ValkyrieA movie about Nazis released on Christmas day? What could be better?TWOP linkDec. 10, 2008
1-9Bride WarsAnimated Samuel L. Jackson lends a hand to sort through this chick-flick shit.TWOP link.Dec. 16, 2008
1-10Terminator SalvationWe came back to the future to tell you about this movie... but not too much because... PARADOX!TWOP link.Dec. 24, 2008
1-11X-Men Origins: WolverineRemember when Hugh Jackman did that Air Jordan homage, fighting a damn helicopter? Good times.TWOP links.Jan. 6, 2009
1-12Monsters vs. AliensThe Poor Man's Pixar scores by not being a fakey-fakey Howard's End knockoff.TWOP link.Jan. 22, 2009
1-13KnowingThe premonitionistic thriller suffers at the hands of Omar's Nicolas Cage impression.TWOP link.Feb. 3, 2009
1-14G.I. JoeIn which Destro has no cool mask and The Baroness gains a boob job. TWOP link.Feb. 18, 2009
1-15Tranformers: Revenge of the FallenWe'll put in some jive-talking robots and make Megan Fox run around for three hours. What could go wrong?TWOP link.March 4, 2009
1-16Funny PeopleWe'd line up for anything Judd Apatow does, no matter how serious and self-important he might get; that's the problem with this movie, actually. Bonus audio clip!TWOP link.March 21, 2009
1-17Public EnemiesMichael Mann lines up an incredible cast for some gangster action, see? Mwah, see?TWOP link.April 1, 2009
1-18Where the Wild Things AreOmar finds himself less psyched about the movie than most by making the mistake of reading the book as an adult.TWOP link.April 14, 2009
1-19G-ForceRelax, hip comedians. We're not going to take you to task for cashing the paycheck on a crappy movie like this. Much.TWOP link.April 28, 2009
1-20The Boat That RockedBefore it was renamed to Pirate Radio, this romantic comedy/music romp seemed promising.TWOP link.May 12, 2009
1-21Inglourious BasterdsHoly crap, what are we gonna do with 800 Nazi scalps? We're gonna need, like... a Scalpatorium!TWOP link.May 27, 2009
1-22BrünoSacha Baron Cohen goes beyond Borat into way gay territory. Hope you like comedic assplay!TWOP link.June 10, 2009
1-23I Love You, Beth CooperThe more teen movies change, the more they stay exactly the same. It helps when you steal like crazy.TWOP link.June 23, 2009
1-24District 9How clever was that documentary-style trailer that never showed the aliens? Too clever.TWOP link.July 8, 2009
1-25GamerGrab your joystick! Or whatever they use to play the home game of The Running Man in ¡El Futuuuuuro!TWOP link.July 21, 2009
1-26Jennifer's BodyThe one with the photo of Omar trying to hand Megan Fox a flower.TWOP link.Aug. 3, 2009
1-27SurrogatesVirtual facsimiles of Omar G. and Pablo G. discuss the living-by-proxy sci-fi film. It's a foxy proxy.TWOP link.Aug. 18, 2009
1-28AvatarWho knew it would be the biggest movie of all time? James Cameron, probably. Yeah, that sonofabitch probably knew.TWOP link.Sept. 2, 2009
1-29ZombielandAre zombies totally over? Damn, man, like not even close! Our oven-roasted brains needed more.TWOP link.Sept. 16, 2009
1-302012Uncle Pepe makes a cameo as we discuss the Mayan-calendar influenced apocalyptic thriller.TWOP link.Sept. 30, 2009
1-31A Christmas CarolCGI Jim Carrey rides... a crotch rocket of some sort? Because of Christmas? OK, then.TWOP link.Oct. 13, 2009
1-32Ninja AssassinHoly crap, did you see that knife? And that sword? And the throwing stars? Neither did those dead guys.TWOP link.Oct. 28, 2009
1-33Sherlock HolmesSherlock Holmes kickboxes? God's own jumper cables, Robert Downey Jr., can breathe life into anything. You'll see!TWOP link.Nov. 11, 2009
1-34The WolfmanHirsute Benicio Del Toro, we salute you. With our hairy arms.TWOP link.Nov. 29, 2009
1-35Alice in WonderlandWhy don't you two just get a room already, Tim Burton and Johnny Depp? I mean, damn.TWOP link.Dec. 7, 2009

 

 

Season Two

EpisodeMovieDescriptionTWOP linkAirdate
2-1Clash of the TitansKraken? Don't you mean delicious, mouth-watering crackers? No? OK, our bad.TWOP link.Feb. 9, 2010
2-2Iron Man 2Robert Downey Jr. is better than Steve Jobs, but his nemesis Mickey Rourke looks like an Erector Set.TWOP link.Feb. 24, 2010
2-3Kick-AssThe Google Generation gets its violent fantasia/comic book superhero movie. We feel old!TWOP link.March 12, 2010
2-4Sex and the City 2I'm a Samantha! I'm a Charlotte! Guess what? Nobody cares!TWOP link.March 22, 2010
2-5Toy Story 3Little Andy! All grow'd up! Excuse us while we cry for two hours.TWOP link.April 5, 2010
2-6Knight and DayWhat the Hell IS this Tom Cruise/Cameron Diaz movie!? Social scientists are still trying to sort out the wreckage.TWOP link.April 20, 2010
2-7The A-TeamParachuting tank firing action!? Mohawks?! Liam Neeson?! It all seemed so awesome, once upon a time.TWOP link.May 7, 2010
2-8Dinner For SchmucksYes it's true, we could not resist the siren song of a movie with a synonym for "Penis" in the title.TWOP link.May 25, 2010
2-9InceptionChristopher Nolan is all, "Remember how I blew your mind? Get ready for the Re-Blow-Ening."TWOP link.June 4, 2010
2-10Scott Pilgrim vs. The WorldGrab your hoodie, it's about to get twee like Mario Bros. 3 in here. Beware the Michael Cera backlash!TWOP link.June 23, 2010
2-11Piranha 3-D"You're missing it! Tuna got mad!" In 3-D!TWOP link.June 29, 2010
2-12The ExpendablesEvery action actor ever tries to match up to the awesome that is Terry Crews. Most will fail.TWOP link.July 14, 2010
2-13MacheteGrab your Hispanic Puro Raza Oye Como Va ID card! It's about to get all Spanglishy up en la casa!TWOP link.Aug. 2, 2010
2-14The Social Network"Like" it? I "Superpoked" it! Uh... friend.TWOP link.Aug 10, 2020
2-15RedCome for the retired A-list hitmen, but stay for our super-creepy animated Morgan Freeman! TWOP link.Aug. 25, 2010
2-16Due DateRobert Downey Jr. and Zach Galifianakis try to give birth to 8 lbs. of healthy American comedy. TWOP link.Sept. 9, 2010
2-17Morning GloryIt turns out America didn't want to see a comedy about a national morning TV show. But you could watch a video about that comedy!TWOP link.Sept. 22, 2010
2-18BurlesqueLiving monument and fishnet pioneer Cher smacks down Christina Aguilera and her off-putting dance moves.TWOP link.Oct. 12, 2010
2-19Tron LegacyWhere were you damn hipster neo-geeks when Omar was sad and lonely, watching Tron by himself, wearing thick glasses?TWOP link.Oct. 19, 2010
2-20Black SwanDarren Aronosfky makes Natalie Portman cry and gets called a genius. Lars Von Trier must be jealous.TWOP link.Nov. 2, 2010

 

 

Season Three

EpisodeMovieDescriptionTWOP linkAirdate
3-1Battle: Los AngelesWhat if Independence Day and District 9 had a three-way with Black Hawk Down that resulted in a baby? Man, that's one ugly baby.TWOP link.Jan. 31, 2011
3-2Sucker PunchHey, isn't this by that guy that ruined Watchmen?TWOP link.Feb. 15, 2011
3-3Scream 4Aren't you a little old to be running from serial killers in a movie?TWOP link.March 1, 2011
3-4Water for ElephantsWho doesn't love a circus? Well, the elephants, probably.TWOP link.March 28, 2011
3-5ThorA hero and a hammer and some Norse Code.TWOP link.April 4, 2011
3-6Cars 2It's not just us, right? These vehicles are completely soulless, correct?TWOP link.April 19, 2011
3-7X-Men: First ClassIt's a prequel because, frankly, the non-quel movies weren't really working anymore.TWOP link.May 3, 2011
3-8Super 8J.J. Abrams tries to capture that old Spielberg magic; we'll cry even if he doesn't.TWOP link.May 17, 2011
3-9Green LanternIn brightest day, in darkest night, please don't let this movie be as goofy as it might.TWOP link.June 3, 2011
3-10Cowboys & AliensHarrison Ford acts grumpy while Daniel Craig shoots aliens while riding a horse.TWOP link.June 15, 2011
3-11Rise of the Planet of the ApesMonkeys take over the world. And we're not totally against that!TWOP link.June 28, 2011
3-12Conan the BarbarianHe's not just strong, he's Pec-Tacular!TWOP link.July 14, 2011
3-13MoneyballSabermetrics! It's what's for statistical analysis to win at baseball (and for dinner)!TWOP link.July 26, 2011

 

 

Season Four

EpisodeMovieDescriptionTWOP linkAirdate
4-1The MuppetsJim Henson's felt family returns to theaters. That could be great, right?TWOP link.Nov. 3, 2011
4-2New Year's EveGarry Marshall has his way with another holiday, this time with an ominous countdown.TWOP link.Nov. 15, 2011
4-3The Girl with the Dragon TattooDavid Fincher + extremely popular gritty material with another Trent Reznor soundtrack? Just start engraving the Oscars already.TWOP link.Dec. 1, 2011
4-4War HorseHow will Steven Spielberg direct a touching tale of a boy and his horse for Christmas? By subbing in "Ho ho ho" with "Hay hay hay." TWOP link.Dec. 14, 2011
4-5The GreyLiam Neeson battles ridiculous wolf puppets in a snowy wilderness. Awooo!TWOP link.Jan. 9, 2012
4-6Star Wars Episode 1 - The Phantom Menace in 3DWe're not keen on seeing this one again in ANY dimension.TWOP link.Jan. 19, 2012
4-7The Hunger GamesThe tale of Katniss, as played by Jennifer Lawrence, and her contest to the death is like catnip for us!TWOP link.Feb. 2, 2012
4-8American ReunionWhen a pie-humping boy becomes a pie-humping man with a wife, a kid and a mortgage.TWOP link.Feb. 17, 2012
4-9The AvengersThis has, like, a LOT of superheroes. If you're into that sort of thing.TWOP link.March 2, 2012
4-10PrometheusThe prequel to Alien that has geeks aflutter and atwitter and a facehuggin'.TWOP link.March. 15, 2012
4-11The DictatorCan Sacha Baron Cohen retame the wild comedy genre he helped create?TWOP link.March 29, 2012
4-12The Amazing Spider-ManThe superhero movie with the best hair you've ever seen.TWOP link.April 11, 2012
4-13The Dark Knight RisesChristopher Nolan is like, "And THAT'S how you end a Batman trilogy. I'm OUT!"TWOP link.April 26, 2012

Holiday tech support

29 Dec

'I am seriously going to reach through this phone line and kill the next person that calls it an iTouch.'

On Monday, I had a story run in the American-Statesman about getting good tech support/customer service, which is an issue that seems to hit critical mass a day or two after Christmas after the dust and eggnog have settled. There’s some good resources in the piece and, knock on wood, I haven’t had to use any of them yet this year. Enjoy!

I’m on vacation right now and trying to do as little as possible that doesn’t involve pajamas, television or ice cream. So far, I’ve been wildly successful.

Santa gifts

24 Dec

Carolina shows you magic

Lilly at the recital This was a really big week for us. Carolina turned one, Lilly had her first dance recital and then, oh yeah, Christmas and a lengthy, much-needed vacation for me. I’m not back at work until Jan. 3.

Lilly’s dance thing was the culmination of several months of classes at her daycare. We went to San Antonio and the whole thing took place in a big workout room. The kids were adorable and, of course, we thought ours was the absolute best. She got flowers and we went out for a nice dinner to also celebrate Carolina’s first birthday.

Their personalities are so different that even people who don’t spend much time with them both pick up on it right away. Lilly is methodical and demanding, a Type A toddler who is used to having things a certain way, but is also sweet and organized and generous. Carolina, on the other hand, is hilarious and destructive and just wants to get her hands on everything and/or put everything in her mouth, even things that might choke her. The dynamic between the two of them is already developing nicely.

We’ve been having a lot of fun this week with Lilly and Santa. This is the first year she’s really grasped the concept and we did the whole bit with the cookies and the milk, the stockings, the whispers before bed about making sure not to get up and surprise him because he has a heart condition. It’s been surprisingly satisfying and fun being on this end of the Santa equation.

The vacation caps off a year of really just a damn lot of work. I thought things would slow down as things began to cycle down on the NPR front, but just as that was happening, I got approached by Kirkus Reviews to start doing app reviews of children’s story books for the iPad.

Kirkus has been doing book reviews since the 1930s. I mean, I remember seeing the Kirkus review blurbs in the Stephen King paperbacks I read as a teenager and authors I know have told tale of getting their first review from Kirkus.

This project is a fairly large shift for them. They moved their headquarters to Austin and are planning to push hard into new kinds of reviews and digital content. So I’ve been quietly spending the last two months downloading iPad apps, reading them with Lilly at night and working up reviews in the short, extremely refined way that Kirkus does things. I’ve been lucky enough to be paired with an amazing children’s books editor who is also learning about the app world along with me. It’s been a very cool experience. All told, I’ve agreed to write 50 reviews, through the end of January. Just last week I hit the halfway mark.

The first batch of them appears in the Statesman tomorrow, Christmas Day, a bit of a partnership between Kirkus and my newspaper. The reviews will also be appearing on the Kirkus website. It’s been a really fun, cool project.

On the Statesman front, I also recently wrote an update on the Season for Caring project and the Gomez family.


Photo by Mark Matson, for the American-Statesman

And, lastly, I did an app feature recently in the Statesman on a family that creates apps under the name IMAK Creations for There’s a Creator for That. Their app is called “Who Is the Smartest?”

During my downtime, I plan to watch a ton of movies I haven’t had time to see, get the upstairs office organized and de-cluttered and work on my Christmas cards, which have somehow turned into New Year’s cards as I lost track of time.

I’ve had two days off already before Christmas to chill out, stop racing to the next deadline and to just think about how great things have been this year (with only one or two speed bumps), and how lucky I’ve been to have so many wonderful people in my life who aren’t just watching out for me, but for my girls as well.

Thank you, everybody, for reading and for being in our lives.

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