Thanks
for showing up, Matthew. Did you lose your bolo tie? Sorry we
caught you before laundry day. Oh, and what happened to Janet's
boobs? They were huge last week on her HBO special. Where
did her boobs go? Who took them?
Oh
there they are. Make sure to get those back to Janet
when you're done.
Sheryl
Crow: Least welcome conversion to slutty-ness this year.
Courtney
Cox Arquette's clever disguise was nearly foiled when "Nelly
Furtado" couldn't speak Portuguese on command.
I don't even have anything to say about this. How long can
you girls keep Frederick's of Hollywood in business? Even
Baz Luhrman is embarrassed.
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