What,
this? Oh, it's just so my withered, senile ass will know where
I am.
Shit.
I totally missed that K-Mart sale on ponchos and jumbo Mexican
blankets.
I
scare my grandchildren.
I
am available for chihuahua breeding. Just call me. Somebody.
Please.
I feel naked and alone when I'm not on a network where I can
actually be funny.
How long has Nelly had that Band Aid? Did that get infected?
I'm getting really worried, Nelly. I've got some hydrogen peroxide.
Call me. We'll get that taken care of.
"What's that? Up there in the rafters? Oh, it's just
our credibility. It's leaving the building."