5 Al Gore Pick-Up Lines

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“My lockbox is well-stocked with condoms and booze.”

“I helped invent the Internet, so it seems strange that I don’t have your e-mail address.”

“You’re so pretty I bet I can get you on Current TV.”

“You make my ice caps melt.”

“Was your daddy a carbon-emitting smokestack? Because you’re taking my breath away.”

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6 Responses to “5 Al Gore Pick-Up Lines”

  1. David W June 3, 2010 at 12:02 am #

    Hey baby, I’ve got a mix tape for you. It’s an algorithm.

  2. Austin June 3, 2010 at 11:20 am #

    I invented the key that opens your lockbox, baby. HEY OH!

  3. Patricia Arredondo June 4, 2010 at 10:04 am #

    Very aw

  4. Mando Rayo June 4, 2010 at 10:25 am #

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  5. Patricia Arredondo June 5, 2010 at 12:04 pm #

    Very awesome.

  6. Mando Rayo June 5, 2010 at 12:25 pm #

    My pastures just got greener!

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