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Thursday, April 28, 2005
Tuesday, April 26, 2005
Momsicle
Just in time for mother's day comes the story of a man who froze his dead mother's body so he could keep collecting her Social Security checks.
So...
"Hey, Ma. It's been ice knowing you."
Or maybe, "His relationship with his mother had been growing frosty over the years."
Or, "That's cold, to treat your mother like that."
In any case, President Bush's new Social Security plan means you'll be able to put money into private accounts that you control, so you may only need to freeze your mother in small Ziploc bags over time instead of trying to do it all at once if the stock market lets you down.
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by Omar G. at 12:44 PM
Prom-'n-aid
New Smallville recap is up, where I finally lose it on the last page.
The Lacking-In-Safety Dance -- It's prom night in Smallville, and you know what that means: pointless angst, a Krypto-villain, and a kick in the teeth for Chloe. Wait: it's actually a punch in the mouth. From Clark. Literally. Does she have the words "Break My Heart, Repeatedly" tattooed on the back of her neck or something?
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by Omar G. at 12:13 AM
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