“My lockbox is well-stocked with condoms and booze.”
“I helped invent the Internet, so it seems strange that I don’t have your e-mail address.”
“You’re so pretty I bet I can get you on Current TV.”
“You make my ice caps melt.”
“Was your daddy a carbon-emitting smokestack? Because you’re taking my breath away.”
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Hey baby, I’ve got a mix tape for you. It’s an algorithm.
I invented the key that opens your lockbox, baby. HEY OH!
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My pastures just got greener!