Funemployment checklist before health insurance expires

☒ Flu shot
☐ Bend/poke exam
☐ Grab/cough exam
☐ Platinum caps on all teeth
☐ 5 pairs of glasses in case of “Twilight Zone”-style apocalypse
☐ Gentle bloodletting
☐ Iron Man heart light
☐ Coolant/antifreeze flush