Trailer Without Pity: Cars 2
19 Apr
I was not a fan of Cars. I saw it once on DVD and just was bored silly. Come to think of it, I’ve never been fascinated by cars, lowercase, wheeled. Sure, I had some Hot Wheels when I was a kid, but I was never slavishly devoted to them (or dinosaurs for that matter). I mean who wants to roll a vehicle around the carpet when there are Transformers fighting for Cybertron and G.I. Joe trying to defend the country against insane terrorists? I mean, jeez. Do you really think this is the time for a joyride?
Pablo indulges me in the Trailers Without Pity video for Cars 2 in which I rant against the only Pixar movie I really don’t like and which I’ll probably do a 180 on when I see the sequel. (Yes, I’ll probably see it. I’m not completely made of stone when it comes to Pixar.)
I've seen cars about a hundred and twenty gazillion times (my son loves it). My big concern is the weird anatomical issues it raises. (The cars have bathrooms but no hands?)
Oh, and the plot of Cars is the same as Doc Hollywood.
Totally! Yes, I don't know who at Pixar thought of putting a bidet into this movie, but clearly they are doped up.